Ashleigh Donaldcox is a whore

Apr 27
  • me in class: wait what happened
  • me in class: what do we do
  • me in class: what do we write
  • me in class: when's the test
  • me in class: what is this
  • me in class: how do you do this
  • me in class: what
Apr 27
animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR COLD FEET. WE GO IN. YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. I DO MY THING. WE WALK OUT WITH THE MONEY. NOBODY GETS HURT. BING BANG BOOM. DONE AND DONE. 
YOU START GETTIN’ IDEAS, YOU START HAVIN’ SECOND THOUGHTS …THEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOU AND I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY THING, YOU UNDERSTAND? I CAN’T CONCENTRATE, MAYBE SOMEBODY DOES GET HURT, AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. SO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, YEAH? JUST BE COOL.
LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 
DON’T FUCK THIS UP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR COLD FEET. WE GO IN. YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. I DO MY THING. WE WALK OUT WITH THE MONEY. NOBODY GETS HURT. BING BANG BOOM. DONE AND DONE. 

YOU START GETTIN’ IDEAS, YOU START HAVIN’ SECOND THOUGHTS …THEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOU AND I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY THING, YOU UNDERSTAND? I CAN’T CONCENTRATE, MAYBE SOMEBODY DOES GET HURT, AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. SO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, YEAH? JUST BE COOL.

LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 

DON’T FUCK THIS UP.

Apr 27
collegehumor:

How to Tell a Person’s Profession by the Size of Their Glasses
Eyes are the window to the soul. Glasses are the window to your soul-crushing job. 

collegehumor:

How to Tell a Person’s Profession by the Size of Their Glasses

Eyes are the window to the soul. Glasses are the window to your soul-crushing job. 

Apr 27
collegehumor:

Have you got a case of Kittenleg? GET HELP.

collegehumor:

Have you got a case of Kittenleg? GET HELP.

Apr 21
Apr 21
dont stare at it too long :P

dont stare at it too long :P

Apr 21
Apr 19
collegehumor:

Guy Gets Profound Poem Tattoo
Henry David Thoreau’s words live on for eternity.

collegehumor:

Guy Gets Profound Poem Tattoo

Henry David Thoreau’s words live on for eternity.

Apr 19
collegehumor:

What You’re Saying with your Drug Choice [Click to repack]
Warning: This is a gateway article to CollegeHumor.

LOL

collegehumor:

What You’re Saying with your Drug Choice [Click to repack]

Warning: This is a gateway article to CollegeHumor.

LOL

Apr 19
collegehumor:

Cat Dressed as a Shark on a Roomba Chases Duckling
It’s a cat-shark-eat-duckling world there.

collegehumor:

Cat Dressed as a Shark on a Roomba Chases Duckling

It’s a cat-shark-eat-duckling world there.